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Read Saundra Mitchell's recap of day 1 HERE.
Read Mandy Hubbard's recap of day 2 HERE.
Read Rhonda Stapleton's recap of day 3 HERE.
Read Saundra Mitchell's recap of day 4 HERE.

Whew. The last two days have been very, very sketchy. Like, 28 DAYS LATER SKETCHY. As we entered Oregon at around 3:48 this morning, I was glancing at the map, and lo and behold, i saw how close we were to George, Washington. A few hours, really. I pointed it out to Rhonda.

And that was when the lightbulb went on. The real one, inside the van, because Rhonda had flung open the door on the freeway and was going to leap out. The three of us finally realized: we could have organized our trip better. I mean, check out this map:

See how close #2 and #5 are? I mean, I know it's hard to see, but if you look really close can you tell how the whole tour criss-crosses America? We could have totally done them in GEORGRAPHIC ORDER. Amazing, right? I totally GET why people hire travel agents now!

So anyway, Rhonda has been wallowing ever since, becuase she has to drive next. She's a real pouter.

But don't worry Rhonda! I found this guy on the side of the freeway while you were sleeping and he's going to drive for the next leg!!

He keeps talking about the rules of fight club and it's TOTALLY ANOYING, so there's no guarentee I won't toss him out the door soon, but at least I have a back up plan, right? And he's wearing a tie, so that means he's legit and not a serial killer.Hopefully he proves more reliable than the monkeys and Paolo.

So, anwyay, onto the stop in Half.com, Oregon.

As you can see, Saundra is off by herself. Rhonda and I are still mad at her because she kept bragging about how her ghosts would kick cupids ass, and when I came to Rhonda's defense, Saundra punched me in the nose. Totally uncalled for. Don't you see that smug little look she's giving you guys? You're next. Just sayin. Beware o' Saundra.

Don't miss the rest of our tour!
Friday, December 11th – Statue of Liberty, NYC, NY (Rhonda Blogs)
Monday, December 14 – Toad Suck, AR (Saundra Blogs)
Wednesday, December 16th- Giant Cow at Wilkes Barre, PA (Mandy Blogs)
Friday, December 18th – Winchester Mystery House, San Jose, CA (Rhonda Blogs)


( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 8th, 2009 04:01 pm (UTC)
DUDE--that guy told you the first rule of fight club was you don't TALK about fight club! that's why saundra got in, and not us. haha

yeah, we'll definitely have to rethink our strategy for our next tour. oh well--c'est la vie! :D
Dec. 8th, 2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHHA Hilarious post! Are you still in Oregon?
Dec. 8th, 2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
Yep. our virtual bobble heads might have to hit up some discos or somethin.
Dec. 8th, 2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
Man, I'm not that far from Oregon. Do you have any more room in the backseat? I'd love to come along, just to LMAO.
Dec. 8th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
There's a place called half.com, Oregon?
Dec. 8th, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
Yep. It used to be called halfway, Oregon, but half.com paid the town to rename it half.com.
Dec. 9th, 2009 12:20 pm (UTC)
FUNNY ! do the guy still with you girls ?:)

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