I spent 2 hours at the dentist last week, listening to the Audiobook of LA CANDY. It's voiced by Lauren Conrad, which makes it impossible to differentiate between her and the thinly veiled fictional version of her.
Anyway, it was actually kind of fun and frothy, a guilty pleasure type. Maybe it was the novicaine. But it DID Help pass the time, and its reasonably interesting, if you can get over the *OMGATTACKOFTHEADVERBS*.
Also: the filling I got is blue. Bright blue. Like, crest toothpaste bright blue.
What's up with that? And *YES* I am asking my blog readers rather than phoning the dentist and asking. Becuase this is more fun. So what say you, blog readers-- is my tooth going to fall out and/or develop super powers?