October 14th, 2010

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Letters from Me

Dear Avril Lavigne,
When is the new album coming out? Inquiring minds want to know. Might be good to, you know, update your website.
XO,
Mandy


Dear Gossip Girl,
I am breaking up with you. I know I did this before but then I heard Chuck was dating a hooker and I had to find out what was up with that. But this time it's really over. I've deleted your number from my phone and your name from my DVR.
Mandy


Dear Top Secret 2012 Book,
You suck. I need more plot lines. Give 'em up.
Mandy


Dear Mandy,
You really should stop eating croissont-wiches for breakfast. I mean it this time. Also why did you buy that ugly sweater?
Mandy



Dear Mandy,
The sweater didn't look that ugly in the store, I swear.
Mandy


Dear Toddler Spawn,
Your minnie costume will arrive in the mail in three days. No need to ask for the hourly update.
Mandy