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October 23rd, 2009

Letters from me

Dear Readers,

I know I am not Jane Austen. *checks driver's license.* Nope, still not Jane Austen. Also, I know Prada & Prejudice is not Pride & Prejudice. But just so you know, never once while writing Prada did I pause, tap my finger on my chin, and say to myself, "Wow, I think this is better than the classic! And readers will think so too!" 

Really. I know that you're not going to think Prada & Prejudice is better, is going to replace the original. I'd be batshit crazy or ridiculously arrogant to think that a time-travel romantic comedy is going to replace a 200 year old classic. So really, it's not neccessary to preface your reviews with something like, "I really liked it but it's not as good as Pride & Prejudice."


Mandy Hubbard


Dear Real World / Road Rules Challenge,

You have redeemed yourself for the watching-paint-dry entertainment value of last season.



Dear Avril Lavigne,

Will you come back please? I have been listening to your music all morning and I would like some new stuff.




Dear Editors,

It was really nice of you too coordinate your efforts. Maybe next time you can give me a whole hour free. Because those twenty-five minutes yesterday that I had no deadlines? They were beautiful.



Dear Cinnamon Rolls,

Must you call my name? I'm on a diet. Go away.

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